1. In a large company, there were many departments, and among them there were 2 department heads that claimed they each had a stupid attendant.
2. One day, both of them were chatting in the common room. They shared their joy and wisdom. They discussed and commented on the results of last night’s soccer matches.
3. Suddenly, Head A sighed, “Let me tell you a secret. I got a stupid attendant.” “How silly is he?” asked Head B. “Come to my office now, and let me show you how!” moaned Head A.
4. As soon as attendant a came in, Head A asked him going to the Immigration Department and checked the identity of his mother. “Go, check and confirm whether your mother is a female or not!” Head A demanded. “Yes sir, I’ll go and check it right now!” attendant A replied without any hesitation. The attendant dashed out in a smoke of air. Both heads laughed deadly.
5. “My attendant is even sillier than yours! He is the silliest animal you have never seen!” exclaimed Head B. “Let me ask him to come in and you will know the why!” Head B continued.
6. “Now you go home and check whether you are still at home or not!” Head B ordered. “Yes sir, I am going at once.” Answered attendant B. He lost is sign in a second. “You see, who is sillier?” giggled Head B.
7. Both of them burst out into laughter for a long time.
8. Moments later, attendant A and B met at the lobby near the lifts. They told each other what had happened a few minutes ago. Then, attendant A suggested, “Shall we go to a coffee shop and wait until 4:45pm, and then we will return to the office and tell the answers which they wanted to know.” “That’s a splendid idea! By the way, have you brought a magazine, newspaper or things like that?” Attendant B added. ……
TRUTH
1. Long time ago, a king had a dream. In the dream, he lost all his teeth. He then asked a dream-reader to disclose what would happen in the future. The dream-reader answered, “One tooth you drop means one relative you lose.”
“Bull shit, kick him out!” the king thundered with anger.
2. The king ordered another dream-reader to come. This one was smarter than the first. He delightedly and politely replied, “Your Majesty, you are very lucky! You have a longer life than any one in your family.” The king laughed and gave him a lot of money. ......
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“Bull shit, kick him out!” the king thundered with anger.
2. The king ordered another dream-reader to come. This one was smarter than the first. He delightedly and politely replied, “Your Majesty, you are very lucky! You have a longer life than any one in your family.” The king laughed and gave him a lot of money. ......
(Do you want to know more about the story, please click the right linking--TRUTH)
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